Wormhole Operations

In the event of an interdimensional crisis, please refer to our emergency donut protocol.

• Step 1: Locate the nearest wormhole
• Step 2: Deploy donut-shaped stabilizers
• Step 3: Engage chrono-displacement drive
• Step 4: Activate Temporal Donut Dispenser
• Step 5: Repeat as necessary

Remember: Donuts are not a substitute for proper training or equipment. Use with caution.

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